You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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