the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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