She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
This house was built for laser tag.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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