If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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