plz talk dirty to me
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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