I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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