a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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