He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
And then he peed in my hair
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