I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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