Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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