You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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