Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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