Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Rumble strips road head = magical
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize