She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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