And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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