I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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