So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Who died my cat blue again?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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