I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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