We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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