i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize