You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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