very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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