I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
