i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
bring money and cleavage
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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