All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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