doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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