ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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