My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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