Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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