glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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