The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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