love makes seman taste better
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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