We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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