didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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