Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You were trust falling into bushes
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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