I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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