i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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