I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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