The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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