just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I wish there were birth control emojis
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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