Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
This is classic penis vs brain.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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