PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with