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• (419): View more from Ohio

  i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.

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• (858): View more from California

  - I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.

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