i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.