Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?