So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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