Dual....:-)
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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