normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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