Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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