A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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