Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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