I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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