is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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