is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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