last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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