What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
im about as happy as oj after his trial
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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