He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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