I'm really into asian looking animals
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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