Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize