LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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