uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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