No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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