I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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