Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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