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(480): View more from Arizona

oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.

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(480): oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper. http://tfl.nu/sodt

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I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.

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(541): I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that. http://tfl.nu/itf1

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I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.

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(916): I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d. http://tfl.nu/ncdi

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken

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(508): you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken http://tfl.nu/rlnm

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.

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(404): I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game. http://tfl.nu/k2tm

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So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.

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(214): So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college. http://tfl.nu/20dw

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(516): View more from New York

is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?

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(516): is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon? http://tfl.nu/8edy

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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.

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(337): I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed. http://tfl.nu/us0c

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I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge

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(505): I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge http://tfl.nu/o9mq

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(479): View more from Arkansas

You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.

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(479): You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it. http://tfl.nu/l6w1

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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)

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(978): Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :) http://tfl.nu/2ww0

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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.

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(310): Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested. http://tfl.nu/eqfs

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(613): View more from Ontario

hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.

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(613): hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me. http://tfl.nu/dgyw

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Dude, where are you?

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In back

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of car

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... whose car?

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(901): Dude, where are you? (928): In back (928): of car (901): ... whose car? http://tfl.nu/bog4

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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success

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(207): I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success http://tfl.nu/p8r3

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