I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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