Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I think a kid would responsible me up
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up