1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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